Horny Bastards... err Bitches

There I was, peacefully chatting on YM, when a swarm of flying ants suddenly decided to crawl over me.

FYI, flying ants are young queen ants off from the nest to find their drones and get fertilized. After their orgy, they lose their wings, drop to the ground, and start their own nests. Touching, really, but these crazy-ass horny bitches decided to fly their way up to the 15th floor of my condo and bug me. And believe me, I am pissed.

Thus:

Jay: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
kichivm: okay ka lang??
Jay: ARGG
Jay: binubugahan ko ng yosi
kichivm: haha
kichivm: umalis ba?
Jay: ayaww
kichivm: spray cologne
Jay: haha i tried foot spray
kichivm: haha
kichivm: did it work
Jay: THEY WENT CRAZY
Jay: godddddddd
kichivm: haha
kichivm: gross man
Jay: lighter tska cologne :D
kichivm: tama un
kichivm: cool!
kichivm: did u try?
kichivm: i wanna try!
kichivm: haha
kichivm: lighter and glade mas masaya!

tathaniise: WAHAHAHAHAH
Jay: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
tathaniise: mga minions ni simon!
Jay: gago sinisprayan ko ngayon ng foot spray
tathaniise: WAHAHAHAHAH
tathaniise: gago ka pala e
tathaniise: baka lalo lang maturn on yung mga yan
Jay: nde bumibigat cla
Jay: tpos binubugahan ko ng yosi
Jay: haha
Jay: lighter tsaka cologne
Jay: bwahahahahaa

dyeykster2000: quick shout for help from the seniors!!
dyeykster2000: ;;)
Jay: HELP ME SENIORS
dyeykster2000: ahihi
dyeykster2000: you are adorable jonats :D
dyeykster2000: hahaha
Jay: mwah :*

jinnipot_06: HAHAHAHAH WTF. okay ka lang?
Jay: HINDI
Jay: PUNYETA
Jay: ngayon nasa floor na silang lahat
Jay: bagong walis condo namin
jinnipot_06: hahahahaha
jinnipot_06: kawawa :P